First, I did a spit take with a mouthful of milk at dinner. My lovely roomie celestialkevin was describing how aggressively my Rocky Horror Picture Show cherry is going to be popped on Friday. Then, as I sat on the floor in my underwear after taking a shower she walked in on me scrolling through Tumblr. I am a truly awkward human being.
— Beau Taplin (via quotethat)
feed it to my dogs and when they
accuse me of murder i’m going to
look them right in the eye and say
“it’s not my fault did you not see
where he was did you not see what
he was wearing did you not see what
time of night it was i cannot be held
responsible for this crime —
he was asking for it”.
actaeon was not the first man to bleed out
at my feet and he will not be the last."
— tell artemis she was asking for it | e.h. (via charlesmmacaulay)